
Among the sins described in the report from the Federal Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology (Switzerland) was the decapitation of flowers without reason. Although commission member Bernard Baertsche, perhaps an ardent romantic, suggested that such aggression be evaluated on a case by case basis, noting "the simple pleasure of picking the petals off a daisy might suffice as a reason".
Also in the report was that the group accepted genetic engineering, arguing that this did not threaten plants' "autonomy." Whew. I'll bet they're pleased to hear that.
You can't make this stuff up, folks.