Monday, January 03, 2011

Santa She Ain't: Lady Pastor Caught Robbing Home on Christmas Eve

"My biggest mistake was going through the window."

You think? But then resisting arrest, giving one of your dozen false names to police and telling incredibly stupid lies about why you broke into a parishioner's house to steal stuff...well, those are pretty big mistakes too.

As was driving up to the scene of your crime in a black Jaguar. Hardly an inconspicuous vehicle.

Whichever way you slice it, this is one doozy of a stupid criminal story. But be sure to read it all the through to to get all the rich, comic irony.

Here also is the local TV station's report on the plundering, prevaricating pastor. Unbelievable.