* You say you can't afford a Wii system to play games on? Too bad for you, Blinky If only you were an illegal immigrant hanging out in one of the increasingly comfy detention centers.
* But you might not feel like playing games anyhow. Especially when you remember how the Obama administration is playing its own games with national security. Case in point? The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is now admitting that it does not have "effective control" of 1,081 miles of the 1,954-mile-long U.S.-Mexico border.
* Not getting that memo, however, was Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano for she brazenly told the Senate Judiciary Committee that the southern U.S. border is “as secure as it has ever been.”
I feel a real headache comin' on.