Wednesday, August 25, 2010

From the Hymnal of the First Church of the Lukewarm

Please note, however, that if you're young, if you were converted in the last 30 years or so, or if you attend an emergent church that meets in a coffee shop and is entertained by a "worship team," these probably won't mean much to you since the names of the standard hymns that are parodied here haven't been sung in churches for decades. But you'll get the idea.

1) Blest Be The Tie That Doesn't Cramp My Style
2) Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
3) I Surrender Some
4 ) I'm Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives
5 ) Sit Up, Sit Up For Jesus
6) Take My Life and Let Me Be
7) What An Acquaintance We Have In Jesus
8) Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following
9) He's Quite a Bit To Me
10) Oh, How I Like Jesus
11) Fill My Spoon, Lord
12) It Is My Secret What God Can Do