From the "Drunks Who Think Their Cars Can Fly" Department

The above clip was taken two days ago at the north toll plaza of the Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

Driver? A drunk female.

Injuries? Minor -- even though the airborne car caught on fire after crashing to earth. So, no Darwin Awards yet for this gal. But if she doesn't get her stuff together, there may yet be one down the road.

Also fortunate in this case, unlike so many drunk drivers, this idiot didn't hurt anyone else. Neither the toll booth operator, pedestrians or other drivers were hurt.

For more details, photos and even the police report, check out this page in the Dallas Observer.