Friday, November 14, 2008

"Dear Brother Obama" -- Alice Walker's New Age Appeal to the President-Elect

There are some things just too maudlin, too muddled, too moronic to effectively satirize. Here's a sterling example from Pulitzer-Prize winning author, Alice Walker, in her open letter to Barack Obama.

It's a letter, by the way, that reporter John Nichols from Madison's Capital Times calls "wise counsel." Nichols also calls Walker a "comfortably controversial, intellectually challenging and spiritually bold author" who is the "literary instructor to a generation or so." John must watch a lot of Scooby-Do cartoons.

Dear Brother Obama,


You have no idea, really, of how profound this moment is for us. Us being the black people of the Southern United States...Well done. We knew, through all the generations, that you were with us, in us, the best of the spirit of Africa and of the Americas. Knowing this, that you would actually appear, someday, was part of our strength. Seeing you take your rightful place, based solely on your wisdom, stamina and character, is a balm for the weary warriors of hope, previously only sung about.


I would advise you to remember that you did not create the disaster that the world is experiencing, and you alone are not responsible for bringing the world back to balance. A primary responsibility that you do have, however, is to cultivate happiness in your own life. To make a schedule that permits sufficient time of rest and play with your gorgeous wife and lovely daughters. And so on. One gathers that your family is large...


One way of thinking about all this is: It is so bad now that there is no excuse not to relax. From your happy, relaxed state, you can model real success, which is all that so many people in the world really want...


We must learn actually not to have enemies, but only confused adversaries who are ourselves in disguise. It is understood by all that you are commander in chief of the United States and are sworn to protect our beloved country; this we understand, completely. However, as my mother used to say, quoting a Bible with which I often fought, "hate the sin, but love the sinner."...


A good model of how to "work with the enemy" internally is presented by the Dalai Lama, in his endless caretaking of his soul as he confronts the Chinese government that invaded Tibet. Because, finally, it is the soul that must be preserved, if one is to remain a credible leader. All else might be lost; but when the soul dies, the connection to earth, to peoples, to animals, to rivers, to mountain ranges, purple and majestic, also dies. And your smile, with which we watch you do gracious battle with unjust characterizations, distortions and lies, is that expression of healthy self-worth, spirit and soul, that, kept happy and free and relaxed, can find an answering smile in all of us, lighting our way, and brightening the world.


We are the ones we have been waiting for.


In Peace and Joy,


Alice Walker