An ObamaCare Thank You

The good news, Mr. McTavish, is that we finally got you signed up for ObamaCare. But the bad news is that your insurance costs are going up $435 a month. Also, we regret to inform you that your identity was stolen by someone who hacked into our system and ran your credit cards to their limit, sent rude messages to all your Facebook friends, and then emptied out your bank account.

Thank you again for using the ObamaCare website.