"Okay, okay. So I fibbed a little. But would you believe I'm this much Cherokee?"
Alex Pappas at the Daily Caller reports on Democrat Senate hopeful Elizabeth Warren who described herself as a Native-American earlier in her career.
But it turns out that, at the very most, she is only 1/132 Native American.
That's hardly bragging rights stuff, let alone reasons to get special privileges.
However, those exaggerated claims are more than enough to end her political hopes.
Wait a second. I forgot. Elizabeth Warren is a Democrat so the regular rules don't apply. Indeed, the press can ignore the story altogether.
Never mind.