Wednesday, December 16, 2009

What Woods Must Do

Michael Arkush, writing in Yahoo Sports, has 5 suggestions for Tiger Woods to recover from the revelations of his many adulterous affairs and "re-invent himself." Not surprisingly, Arkush doesn't include genuine repentance, marital fidelity or spiritual regeneration in his five.

No, he says instead that "The mission is not complex: Woods must turn into [Phil] Mickelson."

And he thinks that can happen if Woods would merely 1) Sign autographs...tons of them. 2) Smile. 3) Treat the media with respect. 4) Assist the LPGA Tour. and 5) Play more frequently in the United States.

Sportswriters are so often dopes.