No kidding, Andre? That long-haired mullet look of yours that graced so many magazine covers back in the 80s was fake?
...The deception came to a head in the 1990 French Open final, when his toupee fell apart the night before the match, forcing him to play with the wig clamped down with hair clips. "During the warm-up training before play I prayed," he wrote. "Not for victory, but that my hairpiece would not fall off."
Ecuadoran Andres Gomez won the match.