Monday, October 26, 2009

A New Environmental Wacko Target? Dogs!

You just knew this kind of thing was coming, didn't you?

Because if man is an endemic evil to the planet, why not man's best friend?

And since keeping even a medium-sized canine as a pet "damages" the environment as much as driving a gas-guzzling SUV (according to the authors of Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living), you've got to give up Fido and buy a goldfish or canary instead.

Chickens, rabbits and goats? Well, they're okay too say the authors...but only if you eat them.