What's the matter, Bunky? Are you tired? Lonely? Not feeling so good?
Why not contact the assisted suicide counselors at Exit and Dignitas like so many others are doing and put all your problems behind you -- forever!
Here's a Reuters story explaining not only how the numbers of people seeking their own deaths via Swiss "suicide clinics" are dramatically increasing but how many of them do not even have a terminal disease.
Researchers from the University of Zurich and the Zurich University of Applied Sciences said many elderly people who have sought assistance to end their lives in Switzerland suffered from chronic and other non-life-threatening conditions.
"Being tired of life and in very poor health are becoming more frequent reasons to seek help to commit suicide than in the past," said Susanne Fischer, co-author of the review of assisted suicides in Zurich undertaken by two groups, Exit and Dignitas.