The Daily Mail reports that a pair of flood adventurers named Pete and Pat were stopped by Philadelphia police (after telling a local television reporter they were just looking to have some fun). Minutes after they were interviewed, police ordered Pete and Pat to "shore" and hauled them away in handcuffs.
When asked why the men were being arrested, the officers replied: "for lack of common sense." Wow. Are the cops really going to start arresting people who display a lack of common sense?
Hardly; the jails can't hold that many Democrats.