"You don't blow a bunch of cash on Vegas." (Barack Obama)
No, not if you want to blow billions of dollars instead of a few hundred. Not if you want to blow it really fast, like as quick as a signature on a piece of bloated, budget-busting legislation. And not if you want to blow a bunch of somebody else's cash, like money obtained from American taxpayers and Red China bankers.
No, for blowin' cash in this kind of style, you gotta' go to Washington, D.C. That's where high-rollers like Barack Obama really do some gambling.
(This great cartoon is courtesy of Conservative Punk.)